"CAPTAIN STUDLY"
Once again we join our hero on his 5 year mission to boldly blow what no man has blown before. To seek out new thrills. To discover all 2069 positions the human body can use for sex. (Not to mention the 3,000,001 alien body positions!) AND most important, to find the greatest beer in the galaxy. .
Captain Studly Hungwell commander of the USS Sodomize sits on his computerized lounge control chair staring out at the strange looking ship on his viewscreen. "Schlock what do you make of that ship?" "Well captain, it looks like a giant penis only there are two thermal pods hanging underneath." "Listen Schlock!" muttered Studly."How many times have I told you. We humans have little thermal pods hanging under our dicks! There called balls see!" At this Captain. Studly dropped his shorts to emphasize his point.
Lt. Whora sitting quietly at her comm console started licking her lips at the sight of our heros massive dong. "Sorry Captain." said Schlock, "you know we vulcunts have our balls packed away inside us. Has to do with those freezing days on our planet." "I know, I know" said Studly, "I've heard your story a hundred times." Just then Snotty came in. "Looks like its time I fixed that darn communication power unit." said Snot as he proceded to climb under the comm.
Meanwhile Lt. Whora with the Captain's dick still fresh on her mind hadn't noticed Snotty go under her console. She turned around facing the screens while her left hand slid down between her thighs. Yes the image of that huge smooth flesh torpedo was flashing right in front of her face. Almost as if she could reach out her toungue and lick its big head. While all this was going through her mind she started stroking the insides of her thighs and getting closer to her hot little mound. There was already a wet spot forming on her panties as her hand made its first contact. She then moved the thin flimsy material aside and exposed her glistining pussy.
She always started by running her fingers through her long pubic hair, then round and round on her outer lips till she was absolutly soaked. By this time, Snotty, with his head buried in an access panel heard the quiet moaning coming from above him. He peeked out from the power unit and nearly dropped his tools. He looked up just in time to see Whora spread her lips and reveal her juicy pink twat. She was so worked up that she went straight for her clit, rubbing up and down in perfect rythm until she was erect and throbbing. Snotty had his own erect and throbbing member out of his pants and in his hand stroking to the same rythm as Whora. "Damn!" thought Snotty, "That cunt looks like its dying to have something slid inside it, but Whora keeps those fingernails so long she wouldnt dare. Looks like I'll just have to keep on stroking." "What a shame." he thought, since there wasnt any room to get his dick any closer.
Both of them were getting faster and faster until Snotty saw all of Whoras pussy muscles squeeze real tight. He knew she was coming by the delicious wetness that was oozing out of her hole. Wham! Snotty shot his load. and since he was paying attention to Whora's twat he wasnt looking were he was aiming. His load went right smack up and landed on her still spread open pussy. "God!" thought Snot. "that was so good I'm hearing sirens." It took him a second to realize the red alert lights were flashing all over the bridge.
Meanwhile Whora was finishing up delicatly rubbing all over her cunt. "Looks like I'm wetter than usual" she said to herself, and she grabbed the communicator and stuck it in her ear. "YUCK". she said. "I thought I douched after that ensign last night" She got up and ran off the bridge.
Just then Captain Studly noticed Snotty. "There you are Snot, I've been looking for you. We're under attack! and from the looks of it your pants were under attack. what is that spot on you?" "Oh just a little bit a lubrication from the power unit I was fixing" Snotty mumbled. "Whats all this racket about?" "Well Snot", said Studly "That ship that looks like a big dick decided to attack." "Geez Captain, look at that baby go! It be a trembling and a shakin like nuthin I ever seen!" Snotty mumbled in that stupid dialect of his. "Schlock raise the shields!" yelled Studly. "What kind of shields Captain?" "What?" said our hero. "I don't care, ion shields, laser shields, panty shields, anything!" "But Captain." Schlock uttered, "we have no shields, last week you had Snotty reroute shield power to your quarters. Something to do with that hecto9 sex slave and her dilithium powered buttplug!" "Damn, I had forgotten about that." muttered Studly. "Captain they're firing!" yelled Snot.
Studly looked up at the view screen to see the spurt from the tip of the enemy vessel. "Schlock, what are they firing at us?" "Not sure Captain. Looks like a very sticky substance." "Mr. Solow evasive action!" ordered Studly. "That load is tracking us Captain. I can't shake it. What should I do?" asked Solow. "Shit!", thought Studly. "Why do I always have to make the decisions around here." Studly sat looking back at the crews faces and to the viewscreen while listing to Schlock say 3.3819 seconds to impact. He wondered if he should just give up, abandon life, after all what was in it for him besides being a hero?
He caught a glimpse of Whora looking at him, waiting for him to make a commanding decision. He also caught a glimpse of the wet spot on her panties just as he got a whiff of rigellan flapper fish, and smiled. "ok, so there is something in this hero business" he thought. "Mr. Solow, reverse NOW!" yelled our Captain. Solow slammed the controls and the ship stopped and hurled itself backwards, throwing the crew into a big pile in the center of the bridge, much like the last orgy they had on hexo9.
Schlock looked out from between Whora's legs in time to see the protein torpedo pass in front of the Sodomize. "Captain, we were successful, it missed us by um", what was that term the Captain used last week, "a cunt hair." The crew started to untangle themselves. Jerkov was apologizing to Whora, "I'm sorry, my pants must have slipped in the impact" How convenient she mumbled as he pulled his pecker from her mouth. Back in his command chair. Studly was intently studing the quiviring slightly shrivelled ship that had just attacked them. "Snotty, come with me to the transporter. Schlock, get your face away from her twat and take the con." Studly and Snot hurried off.
They arrived at the transporter just in time to hear Schlock report that the ship was gearing up for another attack because it was growing and throbbing. "Snotty, activate the auxilliary viewport." said Studly. "I want to see what's happening." The image on the screen showed the huge erect ship pulsating in an ever increasing rythm. "Oh no!" our hero moaned. "Snotty, hurry, set the transporter for the coordinates of the trash can in my bathroom." "But why Captain?" asked Snotty. "Just do it, there's some thing at the bottom of the can we might be able to use." "Set your particle beam manipulator to enlarge 300%." Wait a minute Studly thought, I'm rather large. "Make that 250% and energize on that stupid dick ship."
A quick glance at the viewscreen showed the pods contracting for a spasm. "Hurry Snotty, NOW!" yelled Studly. There was a shimmering light forming around the alien vessel as the giant rubber materialized around it. "Just in time" thought Studly as he watched the tip catch the force of the protein torpedo and start stretching. "Captain, do ya think it'll hold." asked Snotty. "It should Snotty, the druggist on hecto9 said it would hold anything I could shoot into it." Just then the forward motion of the torpedo stopped and it hurled itself backwards into the head of the ship and slammed into the ejection tube. The ship shuddered violently as one of the pods exploded and sent the penile shaped ship hurling wildly into deep space.
Meanwhile back on the bridge the crew was cheering and celebrating. Lt. Whora, standing behind Schlock at the con, grabbed him for a hug just as he was turning around. Captain Studly and Snotty came to the bridge just in time to see poor Schlock trying to pull his pointed ears from Whoras cleavage.....
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