"PENIS FACTS"
Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
Wait a minute! You mean he breathes that damn hard for just 2
teaspoons?!
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Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime:
7,200
Must be workin' on that 2 teaspoon thingie!!!!!!
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Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
Could've sworn it was more!
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Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
(And for comparison: Average amount of water needed to fill a bathtub
is 35 gallons!)
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Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
I don't think that is considered speeding, do you?
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Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Quick!!! Somebody call OPRAH!!! Here is a fat free diet I bet she hasn't
tried yet!
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Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
Well,well,well!! Mr HAPPY isn't lookin' too HAPPY is he? LOL
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Average length when erect: 5.1
Damn!!! that isn't very encouraging!!!
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Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch
( No comment!!! you KNOW who you are!!!)
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Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches
I'm sure the poor guy never experienced oral sex....
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Percentage of men who say they masturbate: 60%
AND THE OTHER 40% ARE LYING!!!!!!!!
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Percentage of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
This is the percentage of men NOT on the internet.
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Percentage of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
Yea right, and I got ocean front property for sale in Phoenix,
Arizona......
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Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 minutes to 2
weeks!
TWO WEEKS!!!! Pleez pass the VIAGRA!!!!!!
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Average # of erections per day for a man: 11
DURING ONE HOUR OF BAYWATCH!!!!!!
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Average # of erections during the night: 9
I wanna know who stayed awake and counted...
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Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches
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Odors that increase blood flow to the penis:
LAVENDER, LICORICE, CHOCOLATE, DOUGHNUTS,
PUMPKIN PIE
The human equivalent: 26 miles
Pumpkin Pie?!?!?!?! That tells me there are alot of happy
dicks at Thanksgiving! ;) AND Doughnuts...No wonder
you see cops sitting at doughnut shops all the time! ;)
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